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Bubba the Love Sponge and National Security

No, I didn’t make this up. It seems the Petraeus Scandal, which seems to get weirder and weirder at every turn, has now revealed an attempt to have Bubba the Love Sponge, Clem Bit, silenced.

This one doesn’t involve any ex-wives, but it’s getting radio’s Bubba The Love Sponge Clem world attention. According to NBC News when Clem threatened to “deep fat fry” a Quran earlier this year, both Gen. John Allen, the US & NATO commander in Afghanistan, and CIA Director General David Petraeus both asked Tampa socialite Jill Kelley to help silence this threat to our troops’ safety. Yes, you got it right; they both turned to a bimbo when concerned with our troops’ safety. And, yes, this is the bimbo that both are accused of having an “interest” in. On the other hand, she was effective; I wonder if the bimbo-method will soon be taught at our military’s War Colleges.

According to emails released by the City of Tampa, Kelley indicated she was acting at the request of high government officials and asked Tampa’s Mayor to intervene with Clem. Mayor Buckhorn responded that the police chief was handling the matter, but added: “This Bubba the Love Sponge is a complete moron.” Clem told the Tampa Bay Times that he abandoned his plans to “deep fat fry” a Quran at the request of local law enforcement and credited Kelley’s role.

Granted that NBC is the least reliable of all news sources, but Bubba was quoted in the local newspaper, so I fear that all this is true. I wonder what the next great insight we’ll get from this situation. Stay tuned.

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